I mean. That pretty much sums it up. Best screen caption of the best episode. Ever. In all creation. I'm looking at you last episode of MASH. This blows it out of the water.
But since I have so much love for this prime example of social destruction, let's continue, shall we?
JWoww is my hero. You tell Sammi what's up! (Prissy little bitch that she is...)
The mirror cam is a revelation. Because without it, we could never experience Jenni's pep talk with her boobs.
Snooki writes with a giant Crayon. It literally doesn't get any better.
So, um...I got a taxi for you, baby. Yeah, I set everything up for you. You straight? Aight, aight. You get dressed and I'll walk you out. [And that's how you get em out!!]
A face of pure chagrin. Plus the fact that Sammi is forever in workout clothes but never works out further enforces the fact that she's a prissy little bitch (that she is).