Lady Who?

Apparently I slept through the Lady Gaga recruitment session, because I totally missed that phenomenon. I've yet to hop on the Crazy for LG Train; In fact, I've vehemently declared my aversion to all things Gaga. I don't get it. I don't get her. The headpieces leave me in a cloud of confusion and judgment. However (and this is a big "however"), thanks to Alexander Skarsgard in the Paparazzi video (hummena hummena), I've at least retired the g0-to "Lady Gaga is nuts" commentary. Apparently I'm very easily swayed. Throw in a hot, Swedish vampire and I'll go ga-ga (pun only slightly intended) for anything.

Fine, fine. I admit it; The music is catchy, and she may just be so "out there" that I respect her. I still don't get it, but she should be able to have her fun without my pithy commentary. And people love her. I mean, they luuuurv her. They are in fact coo coo for cocoa puffs, insane in the membrane, ga-ga for Gaga. So what I can't understand is...How can she be this ubiquitous pop entity, but I can't even pick her out of a lineup? I have no idea what the Gaga looks like. I'm completely serious. If I ever see something loud and crazy with a Muppet muffler walking down a red carpet I just assume it's her. I mean, really? Do these look like they are all definitely the same person?

Am I the only one? Am I just missing some gene that distinguishes one costume from the next? I mean, I would have known that Michael Dorsey was Dorothy Michaels. Robin Williams never would have fooled me as Mrs. Doubtfire. I knew right off the bat that was Mike Meyers in Inglorious Basterds. I'm awesome at celebrity yearbook trivia.

Why is this so hard??
That's what she said...