Because in 30 years...These will be our leaders:
Saryniti
MaKenzie
Lynsie
Kelci
Ellisyn
Kiara
Jaclynn
Aishlynn
Teeghan
Taralyn
Angelle
Halia
Aaliyah
Sparkal
Morghan
Elexis
Makynli
AshLynn and BreAnne
Jadyn
Kaleigha
Brionna
Aja
Otherwise known as recent contestants of Toddlers and Tiaras. These are not real names. Can you imagine a President Sparkal? Or a Doctor Sarayniti? (and in case you're curious, yes, that is pronounced "serenity.")
Saryniti
MaKenzie
Lynsie
Kelci
Ellisyn
Kiara
Jaclynn
Aishlynn
Teeghan
Taralyn
Angelle
Halia
Aaliyah
Sparkal
Morghan
Elexis
Makynli
AshLynn and BreAnne
Jadyn
Kaleigha
Brionna
Aja
Otherwise known as recent contestants of Toddlers and Tiaras. These are not real names. Can you imagine a President Sparkal? Or a Doctor Sarayniti? (and in case you're curious, yes, that is pronounced "serenity.")
Their names paired with the facts that each of these girls know what the word "diva" means and can do the booty bounce by the age of four does not bode well for our future.
Think I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit.
Woof.
3 comments:
Yay! My baby name wasn't on that list. Haha! You crack me up!
The tikes on "Toddlers & Tiaras," are our future leaders? You have lots of faith in those busted up families...
Abbs, I knew you'd have better taste than to name my faux-niece-to-be something worthy of Toddlers :)
Hey man, for every poorly named chick on that show there are hundreds like her not on camera. It's just law of averages that a handful will major in poly sci because she was inspired by Sarah Palin and try to run for president...
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